Saturday, January 22, 2011

4 month stats

This is super late, considering that Ethan will actually be 5 months on Wednesday, but I still feel like I should post the stats from his 4-month appointment.

weight: 16.25 pounds (71%)
height: 26.75 inches (94%)

At this rate he'll probably be taller than me in two years.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

the corporate world (in images)

It's Bret Miller, and I'm doing my semi-annual blog post. While scouring cyberspace for employment I've come across some great stock images of business-related dramatizations (you know what I mean, about 90% involve a handshake of some kind). Well, here are some standout examples that have brightened my spirits.

"high-five"
These two dudes are super-pumped about "landing a lead" or "closing a deal"
(This high-five looks a little staged if you ask me)


"Awe-struck by graph"
She doesn't seem too excited about this presentation, but the co-workers
have lost their desire to sit because it's so mind-blowing.


"Computer time"
More likely looking at Double Rainbow than a report of some kind.

"I AM CONFIDENT"
There are a lot of these, they involve arm-folding w/ a bunch of losers in the background.